Think I'm going to be getting a scythe. Probably a rusty scythe. Does Hack Oldham have something to sharpen such a thing?
(very happy to give interested people the chance to try slicing their own leg off with it afterwards, of course )
We've got an angle grinder and various dremels but I think a scythe is a bit big for them (assuming it's a proper grim reaper job). Something like a bench grinder might be better for the job though. Screwfix have one that seems to have good reveiws for £17.99 (clicky) - maybe if someone else has need of one you might consider crowdfunding it at the Hackspace.